A True Telemarketers Script

Hello, may I speak with (You)

Your the one, you know who

My name is somebody, somebody else

I'm your friend, if I can sell

I'm with this organization

Ah you know who, the award center

You registered to win

Or did we enter

It's not important if you qualify wrong

We'll lie to you and you'll belong

...In our drawing, if this is true

There will be a winner, but it won't be you

Are you married?

Do you make 30 grand?

How old are you?

Are you a single man, "wink wink"?

What’s the catch? It's filet minyung

But you won't care when I am done.

This is just a giveaway

And you don't qualify, but I won't say

I'll hang up now

I'm talking you see

The conversation is way more important

Then you could ever be

Oh wait you qualify

Then come on down

You won't come I know

I'm just the telephone clown

And if you do

More power to you

Whoever you are

Where ever you are

What ever you are

Jerk....

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